BEN'S UR UNCLE

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THIS BLOG IS SELECTIVE & PRIVATE, WHICH MEANS I WILL ONLY RP WITH MUTUALS. IF WE ARE NOT MUTUALS, PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MEMES OR TAG ME IN THINGS WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST.

1. The mun is 22, a full-time student with a part-time job from the GMT+1 timezone. This means that I am not a native speaker, but I try my best. This also means that I may not always reply immediately. Knowing me, I either reply at the speed of light or it takes me a few weeks and there’s very few in between. Please don’t take it personally.
2. This blog will contain nsfw and triggering themes. Any visuals will be tagged with ‘nsfw’ or ‘trigger tw’. Text will not be tagged, except on request. Please let me know if you need me to tag anything and I will happily do it.
3. If I follow you, that means that I have checked your rules, your character and your writing and I would love to write with you. However, please don’t see this as an obligation. If we’re mutuals, I assume that you’re willing to interact with my Ben as well.
4. Please don’t come into my IMs with ‘wanna rp?’ because that’s not going to happen. However, you don’t need to come to me with a full on plot. I’m willing to brainstorm and I know that sometimes it can be tricky.
5. Reply length may vary, but I tend to stick to medium to para-length threads. I like one-liners occasionally, but I enjoy writing my character’s motivations and thoughts, therefore I prefer to stick to at least 5 lines with each reply. Although I don’t expect my partner to match length exactly, if I write 4 paragraphs and I receive 1 back, I’ll most likely drop the thread.
6. I use small text, but aside from that, it often varies. Sometimes I’ll start with a jump cut in the paragraphs, sometimes I won’t. Sometimes I’ll s p a c e words out for emphasis, sometimes I’ll bold them. It depends on my mood and the other’s writing style. If you have a problem with small text, please let me know and I can leave them regular-sized for our specific thread. I usually use gif icons or rp icons. However, I don’t make these myself, so the style may vary.
7. I will rp most things except for paedophilia.
8. As for characters, I will write with all canon MCU characters. I can be a bit picky on OCs and canon muses from other fandoms. I will not write with any OC family members of Ben.
9. All shipping is first and foremost based on chemistry. If there is no chemistry between our characters, it’s not going to happen, sorry. He’s also happily married to Aunt May in the main verse.

NAVIGATION

STATISTICS.
VERSES.
TAGS.
MAINS.

STATISTICS
BASIC INFORMATION
FULL NAME: benjamin franklin parker.
NICKNAME: ben, uncle ben.
AGE: 44 at death/48
BIRTH DATE: december 1st, 1970
ETHNICITY: white-american, scottish and irish ancestry
GENDER: cis male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: biromantic
bisexual
RELIGION: lutheran christian
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: english
OCCUPATION: detective at the NYPD
RELATIONSHIPS
PARENTS: james parker & gertrude parker (both deceased)
SIBLINGS: richard parker & mary fitzpatrick-parker (both deceased)
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: may parker (alive, verse dependent)
CHILDREN: peter parker (nephew, alive, verse dependent)
PHYSICAL TRAITS
EYE COLOUR: blue
HAIR COLOUR: dark brown, greying.
HEIGHT: 6'1,5
BODY BUILD: lean and muscular
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: small cross on his right upper arm, no piercings.
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: piercing blue eyes.
PHOBIAS AND DISORDERS
PHOBIAS: Fear of flying
MENTAL DISORDERS: N/A
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: N/A
PERSONALITY
INTELLIGENCE: above-averagely intelligent
LIKES: his wife, his job, dogs, peter, new york city.
DISLIKES: perps, the 2nd amendment, airplanes..
1. BLISSFULLY OBLIVIOUS.
ben works for the NYPD as a detective. he doesn’t know about peter being spider-man. he was one of the first responders on the scene during the 9/11 attacks and once again during the battle of new york. he didn’t die. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
2. EYES & EARS.
when ben found out about peter being spider-man, he began trying to keep an eye on him at work. whenever the spider-man was sighted, he would try and get on it, no matter what case he was working on. however, that did not sit well with his captain and he was, after first being put on non-active, fired from the nypd. he hid this from peter and went rogue. after putting his life in danger multiple times, he was approached by maria hill. his meddlesome attitude was not only causing danger to his own life, but to peter’s as well. he worked and worked until he finally managed to convince those at the non-corrupted part of s.h.i.e.l.d. to receive training there. after that, he became involved with not only peter, but the other avengers as well. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
3. SHOULD'VE BEEN ME.
instead of ben being killed on the job, it was aunt may who got killed after running after peter during a fight. with funeral costs and ben trying to save for peter’s college education (and all the backpacks he keeps losing), they are forced to move to an even smaller apartment. ben works for the NYPD as a detective and has taken on way more than he can chew. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
4. HIDDEN AWARENESS.
ben knows that peter is spider-man. he keeps an eye on him with the police radio and even follows him when he leaves the house sometimes. peter, however, doesn’t know that ben is aware of his secret. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
5. STILL WET BEHIND THE EARS.
a verse where ben is younger. between the ages of 25-35. this ranges from before they took care of peter and after, but definitely all before peter became spider-man. he is a detective 3rd grade, unlike a detective 1st grade as in all the other NYPD verses. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
6. NOT BY YOURSELF.
ben knows that peter is spider-man and he helps out where he can, however, he doesn’t usually agree with what he does. FOLLOWS MCU TIMELINE.
HARRY POTTER AUs.
general information: ben parker is a half-blood and was sorted into thunderbird/gryffindor. ben graduated from ilvermorny with average grades, except for defence against the dark arts, in which he excelled. his mother was a muggle, his father was a wizard.
1. SPELLS & PROTECT.
once ben graduated, he applied to macusa to become an auror, but was turned down. he found tutors and a year later, he did pass the entry exam and was enrolled in the auror program. he became an official auror with macusa a few years later when he passed his auror exams. over the years, he climbed the ladder in the department of aurors and eventually began working closely with the major investigations department, though he never officially got the promotion.
2. PREPARING A NEW GENERATION.
after a few years working as an auror, ben received an offer from ilvermorny. they had heard of richard’s passing and assumed that now ben had peter to take care of, he would like more stability in his job. they offered him the position of defence against the dark arts professor and ben took it. a few years later, he also became head of thunderbird house.
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MEMES.HEADCANONS.OUT OF CHARACTER.PROMOS.SHITPOSTING.PSAs.
MAINS.
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